The World's Best Jokes for Kids Volume 1 by Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Author:Lisa Swerling & Ralph Lazar
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Published: 2019-01-14T19:36:26+00:00
A milkshake.
How do you toast a sheep?
“Here’s to ewe!”
Why did the computer
cross the road?
To get a byte to eat.
What do you call a robot that always takes the longest route?
R2 Detour.
What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?
Chicken caesar salad.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
WASABI!
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.
How did the fisherman go deaf?
He lost his herring.
The worst part about being a birthday cake is when you’re set on fire…
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